dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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