did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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