Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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