nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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