Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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