Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Michael Bay diarrhea
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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