she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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