I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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