why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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