Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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