My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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