i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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