So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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