I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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