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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.

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• (585): View more from New York

  i'm signing you up for texting rehab

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

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• (718): View more from New York

  My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.

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• (914): View more from New York

  My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary

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