yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
...so i touched it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so let's talk penis.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.