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  DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES

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• (916): View more from California

  do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I want you more than these girls want KFC

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight

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• (408): View more from California

  I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He was uncircumcised

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  It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis

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• (940): View more from Texas

  You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get

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