Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.