Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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