I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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