How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
this hospital has no fireball
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize