: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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