I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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