Your tits are I can't wait for
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
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there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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