he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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