North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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