She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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