Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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