I have demons in me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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