I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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