Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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