Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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