My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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