i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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