I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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