dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You're like the curious george of whores
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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