i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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