I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
