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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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