so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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