scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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