spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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