Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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