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Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

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You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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(609): Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count (1-609): You don't understand. I'm not like you. http://tfl.nu/ja4i

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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.

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(161): that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face. http://tfl.nu/0pd0

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(410): View more from Maryland

i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"

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did you yell "are you not entertained?"

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(410): i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude" (913): did you yell "are you not entertained?" http://tfl.nu/qa0j

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society

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(614): I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society http://tfl.nu/ns4r

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways

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(203): I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways http://tfl.nu/010i

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?

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(780): Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high? http://tfl.nu/wnjj

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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.

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(561): I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck. http://tfl.nu/6ztm

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(706): View more from Georgia

On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.

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(706): On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related. http://tfl.nu/0zhl

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!

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(203): Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best! http://tfl.nu/yqk0

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(+61): View more from Australia

Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?

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(+61): Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace? http://tfl.nu/wr2n

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(573): View more from Missouri

I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.

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(573): I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs. http://tfl.nu/e7oe

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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"

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(417): All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?" http://tfl.nu/7ine

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(916): View more from California

An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.

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(916): An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES. http://tfl.nu/fy5b

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(913): View more from Kansas

That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk

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(913): That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk http://tfl.nu/2k25

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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.

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(928): Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip. http://tfl.nu/e334

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