This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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