What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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