Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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