I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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