The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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