my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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