And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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