dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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