she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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