hell yes lets make some ravioli
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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