the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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