Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
