i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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