You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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